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School freaks me out today. We had spotcheck- which is the most ridiculous activity that could only be done by school. & this time, they aim everything- hair, body and bag. I was really shocked when the teacher announced and asked all of us to sit down. We went like OH SHIT, SPOTCHECK! Then some of the guys who gel their hair like damn chio tent to make it flat. I can’t flat my peacock hairstyle ’cause I blow it up. -____-

Luckily I did not get caught by the teachers ‘else this will be a frustrating post again. My friends and I were so worried that the discipline teacher walked towards us ’cause they will definitely check on our hair and start calling our names out and give us a free haircut. That sucks I tell you.

School should cut down all these useless activity and winding up some professional teaching instead. & not we have lack of Physics teacher ’cause our current one is in hospital waiting to born her baby. I mean like why can’t you have sex during the month of last year’s August then you could born your baby on this year’s December or something?

Not like I actually care and I don’t appreciate my school teachers especially some lame ones. They taught you, and if you ask them to repeat again, they will either cock stare you or tell you to ask your friend and repeat what she’ve said just now. Eh dude, we’re not trying to insult you in public. We’re confused by your teaching skill and that is WHY we asked you to repeat it again don’t you understand?

My entries are full of rantings. Perhaps it’s good for you to actually realized what happen to me and you can appreciate that life is not easy at all.

You know. Someday, when you wake up in the early morning. The person who sleeps next to you will tell you that they don’t love you anymore. But I will not. I will fucking love you. And that is the thing. I want my readers to know that I’m forever there for them and I’m not those bimbotic blogger who blogs about the person they hate and Twitter is for stalking or whatever shit.

Blogging is all about passion. & passion is such an amazing thing that could make you become the man who stood still at the end of the day. Without passion, blogging is nothing. Don’t blog because your friends wanted to read your entries, blog for your own and keep it as a memory so that you could rewind back and realized how silly you are and what you did on the specific day.

I’m presenting you 2 videos from Youtube. A couple of short clips, take a look. :)

When I had my lunch I decided to went to Youtube and search some short clips before I take a short nap. And the short clip touches me so much! & now I’m appreciating my life and I will not give up in small things like- solving the fucking hard chemistry equation or memorizing the history notes for exam and moral values, etc.

The 2nd video clip shows an ordinary guy without hands and he could play piano with his feet really well. He quoted- nobody stipulated that piano must be played by hands. Could you imagine how hard is he trying to show people that he could live a better future?

What are we guys doing here? Eat, sleep, shit and eat again. We should do better than them. They are suffering from all kinds of diseases and they did not give up on themselves and they want to continue their life eventhough there’s alot obstacles they are going to suffer with.

The 1st video clip was the most touched video clip that I’ve ever watched in my life- I’m not trying to act romantic or a kind person here, you’re damn bloody heartless if you laughing at the two people on the videoclips. That girl was a 23-year-old girl who looks like a child and she has a boyfriend who has the same height as her and he was 24-year-old. They’re trying their best to do what they could. Life is all depend on you, decisions are all controlled by us.

So think of it, if you think you’re the worst person on earth, they are twice worse than you. But they’re trying to prove to all the people in the world that they could live like a normal human being.

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School was awesome today! There’s no any other reason that I hate school except when the teacher comes and join the topic. My English teacher was being so bitchy today and I feel like stuffing 4 carrots into her asshole ’till the carrot came out from her forehead. I’m enjoying with my friends during Moral period laughing really loud with each other when she shouted my friend’s name- my friend has a funny name which makes me laugh out loud everytime no matter what.

& this hilarious reader of mine, Medaline trying to inform me and give me a Freedom of Speech that my entries are way too long and it seems that irritates her. Oh hi. :) FYI I typed these amazing entries for my daily readers so that they could actually know what’s going on with me and not like you read read read until half feel irritated because of my cool language then complain on my Tagboard.

She also said I’m somehow using some cool languages like la, lor and leh and she claimed those languages are actually cool. Oh my gaga did you get your primary school’s scholarship? Or your scholarship is photostated from your friend one? Those la, lor and leh makes my entry look interesting and it’s not cool.

Well, if you’re wondering whether I’m trying to act cool or any shit. I am cool already what. Nothing can change the fact that I’m cool so too bad lor for you. Now I tell you what to do:

Use both of your hands place beside your head, push your head to the wall and knock 3 times then straight away head to the toilet and flush your head into the toilet bowl for 15 minutes. That should work for dumb people like you.

*15 minutes later* Eh you still okay not? Can’t cure ’cause you over bangang? Oh shit man whenever my friends are stupid I always teach them these steps and that work out really well for them but why not you? :O Aww, no offence.

You hate my entries right, then don’t read. I’m not going to point a machine gun and say READ MY BLOG YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH WITH NO PUSSY AND YOUR NIPPLE STINKS!

Oh my gaga that sounds so violent. :( I’m sorry Medaline if that offences you, I don’t mean to do that. ’cause this is the Earth (21st century) and we could always give out our Freedom of Speech. So deal with it, I know you’re not the real Medaline. You’re just another beeotch from the alien world and you have ugly dark boobs that could make my friend scream at night.

I’m going to Lagoon this Friday! It’s an official public holiday- not my own personal public holiday. Like finally my friends planned to have a Lagoon trip HAHAHAHA. Yes I am happy, I could jump high until I knock the ceiling because I hate going to amusement park with family. They’re so boring lor pls play this cannot play that cannot ’cause over dangerous scared later play until half I fly off die RIP. Oh crap.

& this saturday I’m going to have yumcha session with my Astro friends! I’m hinting you guys something. YES, PICTURES! You guys love pictures don’t ‘ya? Admit it before I slap Medaline’s face. GAGA! I better not to slap her ’cause she’s already damn ugly- I could sense the way you look, slap her then she will become lagi ugly. Oh please I don’t want to have a new born ghost in our Earth (21st century) anymore.

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Went to 1U with @Karyannn, @Kminxuan and @JillianHearts last Sunday for an shopping spree! I swear I will never join their shopping spree anymore, it’s so tiring they keep shop shop shop then buy nothing one. Anyway, we went BBQ Plaza for lunch ’cause three of them didn’t have their lunch yet- but I do. I told them I had my lunch already then they like So? We’re mad hungry okay. So you think now you eat already then we no need eat la?

Minxuan’s using her PSP to online ’cause her zapalang handphone don’t have wi-fi. Then I act smart I pour the water onto the bbq stove & I turn on the fire, and Jillian asked me Eh the food haven’t even come yet you so fast turn on the fire for what? I replied her I LIKE LAAAA. WHAT NOW WHAT NOW.

Karyan don’t even care us just use my phone and log on to Twitter. Despite the fact that BLACKBERRY can’t access the wi-fi in BBQ Plaza- ’cause Karyan said BB hates the wi-fi there (while denying that her BB sucks) Okay la okay la BB rock okay rock until can’t online FML sibeh chio! :D

In case you don’t know what kind of phone I’m using, here’s a picture for you to check it now. You can save it into your computer and set as background if you want. Then when your parents ask you Eh boy/girl, who’s phone is that? Then you must tell them Nehhh is the blogger king from Abelchan.com, go and see his blog la he damn famous one lor you don’t know meh?

Okay la sorry I lied. I’m actually doing a campaign for Nokia and trying to promote my phone in my blog so that they could pay me for the ads fee. Okay I lied again.

We these kind of high class people must do something which will make all of us comfortable one. The only thing that can make all of us feel comfortable is CAMWHORING! Maybe camwhoring sounds abit bitchy but you think first. If we don’t camwhore, I keep my camera inside one of their bag, then how am I going to bring up these fucking pictures for you guys? Then how some of YOU stalk me? :) Does it make sense? Yes it does, deal with it you stupid fat girl with big boobs painted with black color.

Minxuan said I look like Barney when I wore purple shirt and crocs. I tell you I seriously hate Barney because of my cousin- when I went to Sabah for vacation she always invite me to watch Barney and friends with her. Not that worse, she asked me to sing along with her, shake left and right and shout scream FML.

Can’t do anything la I’m not that violent to kill her because she loves Barney. But then barney’s skin color is so not my purple lor. His one was rather hard rock purple and I don’t know why do all the children love Barney so much like as if he’s good-looking or something like that.

Maybe I should do one show called Abel & Friends then all the child will get freak out HAHAHAHAHAHA. I’ll teach them how to become LOA and be super duper famous in blogging!

I think this was the first time Karyan ate BBQ Plaza ’cause she said the prawns have to sink it in the water.

This picture was captured after a long 3 hours. Saw the cotton on plastic bag? They spent about one and a half hour in Cotton On just to purchase a pair of shoes and a top. & they very smart one went into the fitting room for like 15 minutes, came out and return back the top and walk away.

I was standing next to the fitting room and they don’t realized I was there because they were busy to choose their next shirt and quickly went into the fitting room. They selected their slippers, try try try and ask me help them to put it back to the original place and select another again and try on it. Lucky they bought if not I will kill, barbecue, fry, cook, step, slash and kick them.

I can’t complain much because our main theme was Shopping Spree. & I even tried out Jillian’s iPod nano and it’s so pinkish! I don’t like pink but since it was hers and cannot comment too much if not later she confiscated back I cannot play with it already so yea. We went to TopShop too. & there’s this TopMen section and I walked around, was about to get myself a purple shorts but can’t because TopMen don’t sell any cool-looking purple shorts.

Jillian has this amazing black thingy around her hand so I put some hanger with shirts on it.

You know what. Malaysia has STICKY! This is the proudest thing I’m going to say since I’m a Malaysian. Don’t ask me why there’s so many jakuns watching over the people making sweets. Damn irritating lor they’re blocking in the middle of the shop Jillian and I can’t get into the shop and purchase the sweets. Go back and wash your clothes or cook for your own children please they are crying over a river because they’re hungry instead of stonning there like a statue.

& this is mua Sticky! So nice right it’s like a bottle of Brands chicken essence. -.-

& that jar of Sticky is rather expensive if compared with Singapore’s. It was RM 13.90 with that damn jar. Why don’t they pack it with an simple plastic bag instead? That would cost cheaper. I didn’t know Malaysia wanted to act high class so that people from other country who also buying Sticky at the same time THOUGHT that Malaysia is really that high class.

Ice cream from Gelato Fruity.

Minxuan with her Lee Hom’s album.

You know who they are, so you do the naming.

Group picture- before Minxuan went to Lee Hom’s showcase.

I feel damn guilty la didn’t went to the showcase with Minxuan ’cause I didn’t purchase Lee Hom’s album- in another sense meaning people who purchase his damn album only could walk into the showcase. & it’s like bloody hell! Not only one person loves him, a tons of them. They were queuing up to enter while I’m helping Minxuan to get the album. She bumped into her friends later on, and I was told that she has insufficient amount of water to drink and she did not get Lee Hom’s sign eventually due to that pack of crowd.

& it’s a freaking Sunday night. Her parents are rushing her to go home and told her to give up of Lee Hom’s signature. Oh my Gaga I swear I will scream at my parents if they ever tell me that when Lady Gaga comes Malaysia. Hahahaha!

Kesian these astro models! They can’t show up their face on the advertisement zomg. They were covered with a big circle thingy with all kind of colors. Lucky mine was different. I’m on Astro SHX for a long time until further notice. Yes I am damn proud now. For people who hates me, you all better cut Astro SHX before my face appear because I scared that might hurt your eyes. :(

On the way waiting sister to ride us back home.

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