School was a bitch today- something bad happened to me, not a big deal but it seems like as if it is for my friends. It was about my English Oral 2010. Oh, it’s like you have to prepare a speech and present it in front of your friends with a useless teacher sitting beside you. I bet plenty of you did that before in your class isn’t. That makes you super embarrassing if you forgot your speech.

So beforehand my class’ English teacher- who always receive my insults in my blog entries, asked me to make a name list and give it to her. She also requested me to write down the date which student have to present on that fucking respective date. & today, I don’t know she got PMS or anything, she make a bunch of students for an earlier date- which makes me involve in it.

The date for me to present is tomorrow. Woah, so cool. Aww, thank you teacher- you know that I love you woman, hot like my urine asshole. & besides that, Friday is a common public holiday created by me in my class and some of my classmates used to not attend school every Friday together with me ’cause school is like nothing.

This English teacher knew I’m going to skip tomorrow’s class and she teased me- Oh Abel so if you’re not coming to school tomorrow, I’ll give you 0 mark for your oral test.

You know what I answer back in return?

OH.

I don’t think Oral test really makes a big deal in my English examination. I AM A BLOGGER THAT COULD HAUNT YOU DOWN IN YOUR NIGHTMARE OKAY. You think I what? I’m chio and I’ll break your backbone. I’ll damn scared lah if she give me 0 mark for my oral. As if that would affect my SPM test or something.

She was the one who set my presentation date on after the 2 weeks holidays- wah that time my friends and I screamed like mad and laugh at those people who have to present before holidays. We go like HAHAHAHA. GOT SO MUCH TIME. MAN MAN ZUO LA. NO NEED RUSH WAN.

Fuck man now mine is tomorrow.

So?

Not like I care- I’m not going to school ANYWAY. Oral test only okay, I communicate with her in Indian la see she understand me or not. She likes to judge people’s look and insult all the students in class like as if we were her children. She’s LOPH- Lack of pussy hair, so she very gatal one everytime must find something to argue if not she will feel really uncomfortable.

For those people who hates me- like alot, feel like firing atomic bomb to my house, please fuck off okay. I’m not going to deal with your comments on your Tagboard like OMG such a rude blogger, you’re not going to be famous and nobody likes you, forever.

Eh please I started blog when you were born okay. If you want to be famous must stuff your head into the toiletbowl spin few rounds and think again. Or you want to take revenge ’cause I pushed you down from the staircase a couple of years back, feel free to print this entry out and show to the teacher I’m insulting right now- you’ll be given a lawyer letter from me and nightmares for free, every night.

I don’t hate people for no reason. I’m not going to hate you if you did nothing to me- or I feel that you’re really LOA and wanted people’s attention and stuff like that. I’m not going to pour a bowl of laksa early in the morning when I saw you in the kopitiam there eating your damn bread. I’m not going to call you and scold FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER when you’re flirting those ugly people on Facebook.

I will not even hate you if you admit what you did to my friends and I were wrong. I hate people who likes to turn their mistakes into beautiful and amazing shit crap and spread rumors to people about me being a bad friend and I ditch them when I have another group of friends.

I don’t ditch people- only people ditch me. But I did not complain a single shit because I know they are dumb if they ignore me since I’m such a best friend who loved by everyone- but not they all.

So it’s up to you. You hate me, but you want to stalk me. Then read and stalk my entries.

There’s nothing intriguing for me to being a guy who blogs about his life- who says blogging for guys are gays? Go and watch your damn porn for 30 minutes then only come back. Or you may check on Google and find any rules saying that guys are not allow to blog.

& not just that, I’m not going to be the one who crying over a split milk because you don’t want to be a friend of mine and talk to me- not like I actually care. I have more friends than you do, people can’t wait to care about me and do great things to make me happy. If you’re one of the people who trying to make me feel sad and type an emotional entry for you just to make you feel great because I’m sad- please wait for Abelchan.com Season2, where AbelSpears isn’t exist at that time.

Let me tell you- I am a great and friendly person only if you are. I’m not going to give you a big wide smile when you walk pass by me with that irritating look- I would rather slap you on your face. So at that point when you saw me staring at you because at the same time you gave me that irritate look- you will think that I’m rude and full of hatred.

But then you’re the one who gave me that fucking irritated look first right? So I will pay you back in return with a stare. Don’t you dare to open your mouth full of saliva and tell your friends like Eh you know that Abel right? Just now I look at him he’s like staring at me. WTF like as if I did something wrong to him.

Oh. So you were LOOKING at me and I’m like STARING at you? You guys are so smart in twist and turn. Go become lawyer, get a diploma and work in Malaysia- none of the other countries will ever wants you to become part of their permanent resident.

& sometimes what I feel happy is when negative and unwanted comments on my Tagboard.

Because you know what?

HATERS MAKE ME FAMOUS.

Awww look at those cute little kids! :D

I’m not asking you to look at the flag so stop staring. Okay la look la look la sit in front of your computer and google search for the Malaysia flag 24/7 then be patriotic post video on Youtube regarding you yourself singing Negaraku song- I bet Youtube manager will ban your video in no time.

HAHAHAHAHA. Yer why I sound so bad one FML. I’m not insulting my country okay I love it so much until I could die. How I wish I could be really proud of that. If I were born in Hollywood then I’ll run naked on the street la during their independent day. But Malaysia, you buy me LadyGaga heartbeats also you have to sit one corner wait for further instructions.

I’m really proud to be a Malaysian! Not because I’m way patriotic but I really love their holidays. We have damn alot races here. So if you open an eye and close another eye you can see that the whole year is actually holiday. No need work one. Why work? Work and no work doesn’t make a difference ’cause Malaysia is already like that.

Meaning Malaysia is such a powerful country that could haunt you down and give you nightmare, everyday. *clears throat*

Another reason why I love Malaysia is because I have to deal with plenty stupid idiotic teachers in school- primary, secondary and tertiary. Tertiary could be a couple of years later when I enter collage or university or whatever shit la but the point is, those teachers are really amazing- they request us to look for the reference book if we don’t understand any particular thing they thought us. Smart right! That’s why Malaysia forever also can’t reach 2010 one I tell you.

I know some of you who loves Malaysia so much like what I do to LadyGaga. You guys might cursing me now and hope I’ll bang by a car tomorrow because I’m insulting Malaysia indirectly. But these are facts what! Why can’t Malaysians accept the fucking fact that we’re such losers and we can’t do things like what we ourselves expected?

Like before reaching 2010 we have to build up this damn bloody useless country into a better one while all the cars could fly in the air and all the technology have to improve way higher than ever. & Japan is working for it so hard and they’re almost reaching it- but Malaysia? All of us are having our own sweet time celebrate our independent day in the field and scream like mad.

You think you scream and sing the song damn patriotic makes a difference in improving our country? Please la Singaporeans sleep until halfway also wake up ’cause we all too noisy already, sound pollution. Thanks.

I mean like I’m not trying to criticize my own country. I’m just trying to let everyone understand that we couldn’t just sit here and do nothing to our country. People from other country have been looking down on us right now. & do you guys really want them to look down on us? I bet you don’t. So pack up your ass and do something to your own damn mother fucker country!

Do what? I don’t know. Maybe draw some flags and paste around your parents’ bed and put some Malaysia stickers on your phone? Okay just kidding.

Malaysians are kiashu to the max. Woah luckily I’m not kiashu- I just scared to lose, ’cause I always win. Don’t give me crap like Oh in my dictionary there’s no such word as Lose, but only Win. Fuck you la what the hell is wrong with you? Want to act dramatic go and sign contract with those company don’t come over and interrupt, making the country even worser.

& we should really appreciate that we have such low standard of education. To my friends who studying in Secondary 4, look at our Additional Mathematics. We do a little bit of exercises or listen to the teacher who trying to explain the topic to us already we go like Eeyer aiya aiyor so hard laaaaa.

I tell you if you ever study in Singapore I bet before you study Add. Maths in there you wanted to kill yourself and committee suicide already. Right right Singaporeans? *raises eyebrows* My Singapore friends have been telling me they fail mathematics very often due to the difficulty and stuff like that.

Honestly without lying their Mathematics standard is fucking damn bloody high than what we have in Malaysia. So deal with it, stop complaining that our subjects is hard and you can’t study well because it’s really hard or whatever shit cock.

I got pissed off because some people trying to say that Malaysia is like a shitty country with shitty people. I like YOU DARE TO SAY AGAIN. WATCH YOUR EYES. But seriously they are right, we can’t do anything to them until we prove that what we have in our country really benefits the country.

It’s funny when you ask your friends from other country (through Twitter) that do they actually know where is Malaysia and they will ask you What is Malaysia? Is it a fruit or something? Can it be eaten?

Then when you ask them whether they know where is Singapore or not and they proudly answered you with a YES.

WTF? Singapore is a little island and it is so famous while leaving Malaysia behind? Malaysia is like a big shit patch beside Singapore and they could easily know where Singapore is but they don’t know Malaysia.

You get what I mean? These are the reasons why Malaysia is so so so so motherfucking LOA.

All countries are the same. Damn bloody same! We have lands, buildings and clouds. It all depend on the people in their respective country. If you don’t behave well, this is what you deserve. Don’t blame the land is not rich enough to construct awesome looking GAGA building or lack of food so the workers couldn’t get up and work to make a better future.

These are all craps la please. You guys don’t want to make your country famous and popular then don’t make. Then when other people insult your country just accept those facts with a smile because you fucking deserve it. Nothing ever change you. You change yourself and make everybody thinks that you’re a useless thing in the world.

Last but not least, happy birthday Malaysia. Thanks for the holidays you gave me since I was born. Thanks for the poor education that planted me with stupid brain- I’m so excited to become the greatest Pilot in the world! Thanks for all the ugly looking + ridiculous teachers you gave me. I appreciate it so much!

I love you Malaysia! & I heard fireworks popping all over my area. Don’t bomb my house ‘else I will boom your ass.

Went to Lagoon with my classmates a couple of days back. We planned this for so long but couldn’t make it due to some crashes on tuitions and exams. & we finally made it! It was my friend who suddenly popped out an idea and decided to go for a Lagoon trip. We’ve been talking this for 2 years and thank God all the hard work eventually pays off.

We went to purchase the Lagoon Wristband first before we head to OldTown coffee for breakfast- ’cause everyone bet there will be alot people queuing up to get the wristband it’s better for us to go ahead of them. Nobody loves waiting, I hate it especially when it’s your turn then the stupid counter girl tell you “Sorry the wristband is out of stock, please come back tomorrow.” Fucking irritating can!

Before we could really throw ourselves into fun, we went to OldTown for breakfast. Waited one of my friend to finished his breakfast for like 20 minutes ’cause he got face problem the cooker don’t wish to cook for him. HAHAHA, just kidding. I don’t know why la this type of restaurant always have poor quality serving the customers. Malaysia, woops. :)

Okay so here we are- Sunway Lagoon! You would realized after a while the pictures I posted later on will turn into a bigger size ’cause just now I gatal went into Photoshop and resize the image- then I fucking kiashu I only know that Photobucket’s image resize system is way better than Photoshop. What to do!

& I fucking realized that you people are damn bloody lazy. You guys don’t even want to click on the Flickr Photostream in my MTV Worldstage entry right? So NOW I’m being a honest and sincere blogger who posts all these pictures on my entry so what you need to do is scroll and laugh at my stupid face.

The second game we played was the River Rapid Water Splash- I’m not really sure whether I name it correctly or not but I guess it’s roughly the same. The previous game I couldn’t take a picture of it ’cause it’s like The Lost City of Gold- the most not exciting roller coaster in the planet, and the stupid pirate ship which would spins you 360 degress and make you scream like mad.

I can’t be the jakun there holding my waterproof camera and taking pictures up and down right? The River Rapid was easy to capture pictures because it only spins left and right, not up and down oh my gaga.

OH SHIT! THE WATER IS GOING TO MAKE ME WET!

Okay, we’re officially wet now.

Fuck you, I’m wet.
Oh picture? Peace!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. FUCKING EPIC FAIL!

This picture was taken by the people who works there. Their photoskill weren’t bad at all. This game was fun too! It’s like you’re sitting on a tube and something pushes you down and you scream- you can refer to the picture or pay a visit to Lagoon and feel the fun!

A group picture without Jared. ’cause he said this game hurts his brain and he will feel dizzy. The others don’t even bother just straight away run into the mug and sit there. Then when the game starts, the spin the black thingy slowly while I spin it as fast as possible. They feel fucking dizzy and couldn’t walk properly! Then they fucking blame me ’cause I spin it way too fast HAHAHAHA. But overall it was fun though, my friend who sits beside me screamed ABEL STOP! STOP! I’M DAMN DIZZY NOW! While the others can’t even talk ’cause all fainted.

A picture taken by the Lagoon worker, thank you so much from the bottom of my heart. :’-)

We took this right after the dizzy game, look at their faces. I didn’t know that bear actually attracts my friend and he sits on it FML.

It’s time for the wet park!

We were so glad there isn’t alot people in Lagoon that day oh thank God- why am I so religion nowadays FML. We spent about a minute to queue up for all the rides and we complained like AIYOR WHY THIS RIDE SO MANY PEOPLE PLAY ONE. When the time arrives where there’s seriously fucking alot people to queue up for a particular game, we won’t complain a single thing but wait until our turn to play. It was a Friday, a public holiday but not all of them are affordable for the RM60 ticket price because they need to save money for food. :(

Let’s take pictures! Who the hell say boys don’t like to camwhore? Fuck you what’s wrong with you?

The tube looks so colorful. But my friends and I look amazing!

A quick picture for the next game we play right after the one above.

Where are we going?

We’re entering the dark cave and splash each other with water. My friend’s shorts is floating!

We walked around in the cave and our shirt irritates us, alot. So we went back to the locker place and decided to take off our shirt and rent 3 tubes along with us.

Those blue tubes cost RM30 each. Deposit RM15 so it actually costs RM15.

& the tube is so suitable for us to sleep on!

Lagoon Water Park. Pictures? Here you go! :D

2 tubes not enough.

How about 3?

Okay we got sinked into the water.

There is a big pail above this building, when it’s full it will collapse and splash out with water.

I told you.

The Surf Beach.

Surf surf surf surf oh shit I’m out of control! *dropped*