HAPPY BIRTHDAY JILLIANNNNNN! :D

He wasn’t Jillian ok. -.-

It was time to celebrate Jillian’s belated birthday! Although we know that celebrating belated birthday was sort of throwing bad lucks for that person but well, we just can’t let this party off as each of us have only one birthday each year. We wouldn’t know when we stop celebrating them though.

Wake up in the morning feel like nobody’s home. Jillian called me a couple of minutes after I wake up, else I’ll definitely not answering her call as I was still sleeping. Her parents came and fetch me half an hour later and off we go, Pyramid again! Thanks for the ride Jillian. :)

Went to the ticket booth in order to collect our tickets then @KimGary for breakfast. I was glad that their foods were still nice.

Meet up with Nicole, Minxuan and Meiyen. The three wannabes wanted to pierce their ear, so we went to some piercing shops then.

Marking the hole.

Okay Nicole ngm song already.

What’s life without camera?

They will die, serious.

Jillian’s hair. I macro it so that both of the sut cha and dididididi look blur.

We watched Nightmare on Elm Street.
It was the most creepy movie that I’ve ever seen in my life. Fucking to the creepyness I could say. It was a ghost movie apparently. & it’s really tempting! Normally we watch those ghost movies right, you will roughly know when will the ghost appear but in this, you would never know. That damn ghost will just randomly appear right in front of your eyes and everyone go like AHHHHHHHHH! & we’ve been waiting for so long until the ghost come out but we failed. Then when we were about to gave up that time, that ghost suddenly BAMMMMMMM and scare the shit out of everyone. The whole cinemas were packed and we got frightened over 10 times for the sake of this movie. -.- It was funny when you actually turn your head and look at the back. Some of them were using their jacket and close their eyes up while some were using the popcorn instead.

I warned you do not watch it. Do not regret if you got freak out and die in the middle of the cinema. For me it’s creepy but not scary. The most terrible thing was the sound effect, I hate their speakers. Why they are using those high class speakers which is functionable? Should’ve mute the whole cinema throughout. Grrr.

After watching the creepy movie, went to have dinner @Gasoline and also have a blast with Jillian! She fucking blur at all time seriously. We planned to buy something for her but we didn’t know that she got everything already. iPod, Justin Bieber’s album, shirts, Roxy purse and pencil case, etc etc. Karyannn decided to buy bikini for her, so we went to a store and indirectly shop for a while. I saw the Thunder t-shirt that Karyan told me a couple of days back! Damn satanic but I like lor can.

We’re out of plans, almost get herself a G-string but well. WHO THE HELL KNOWS HER SIZE! Minxuan, Meiyen and I susah payah go all the down to the Speedy there and look for Justin Bieber Myworld 2.0. Malaysia sucks! They did not sell any of them either, only have those Malaysia Edition which is ALSO means edited version. -____- Fucker what’s life without editing songs? & I saw Lady Gaga’s album too but TOO BAD those are edited ones too. 2 for 50 dollars how fucking cheap is that? I’ll rather pay 350 dollars just to have a venti size of starbucks.

We were running out of time, we then decided not to buy anything for her – ’cause Meiyen already prepared a moose cake for her which looks disgusting and I don’t think it tastes great after all. OKAY LA I GIVE FACE LA although I did not get to taste that so-called cake – which is like a jello in a tupperware. But I stil think it is nice lor okay. So now I praised you, treat me sweets pleasexzxz. (Y)

When we were about to arrive Gasoline, we saw Famous Amos with their cute balloons printed Happy Birthday and the what you call that? Those  high class chocolates, ferrero rocher. We brought few of them and also, picked a coach for her in order to make her happy and a couple of party poppers.

& this Meiyen is damn hot. She’s trying to take off the plastic from the party popper and I don’t know what happen to her she suddenly made the POOOOP! sound and started to stare at Minxuan and I. We’ve left one party popper and it’s costing us freaking much okay? Nevermind lah Meiyen paid for the party poppers one. That’s why I’m playing with that golden thingy. Stop staring thank you.

Behind the scenes,

See I told you Minxuan looks like Nani.

We were acting LALA anyway. We are not, but we want to be. KIDDING.

Minxuan and I asked her to help us take pictures and then she suddenly camwhore.

OH MY GOD. I WAS LIKE WHATTTTT!

She yelled. Of course she wasn’t know all of us were surprising her like duh. -.- She was damn shocked and then she even asked me WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Damn blur right? Yes. We gave her those gifts we susah payah bought. & she said she loves the balloon and the coach! Eh both also I pick one ok!

Nicole picked up those poppers fillings on her head.

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Then this is the more si man style. SPOT THE FREAKING MOOSE CAKE MADE BY MEIYEN!

What should I say for this? OHH YESS. I DAMN HOT! (H)

Can you imagine when you’re ordering food then somebody trying to
capture your picture and you just point a middle finger to them? -.-

Minxuan! With her dad’s camera, HAHAHAHA. Too bad I have my own camera. *flips hair*

Meiyen did something smart again.

She pierced her ear and in order not to let her dad know about that, she took off the earring and quickly place the transparent one in. I bet most of you girls who have pierces would definitely know how does a transparent stick looks like. She took off the one which is already been there for like 2 hours and couldn’t place the transparent stick into the piercing hole ’cause the blood has covered it up and frozen. It took her quite long to figure out where does the piercing hole is.

Nicole got tricked by her dad. Her dad promised her fetch her to Pyramid and end up trapped her in Temple ever since today was Wesak Day. She was like WTFFFFFF, then she called for SOS. We told her “You must come lor we already booked the tickets for you then how ah. You tell me lah!”

I know I damn failure doing smooch lah, but whatever. I’m still as hot as boiled water! (H)

I fucking ngm song ’cause I’ve been using Jillian’s elmo birthday balloon to keep on pressing the bell and end up nobody’s serving us. After pressing for so many times, gazillion times I could say. That waiter finally came to us.

Please clean these party poppers filling up else you’ve get fined for RM 350.
Oh what? How much again?
350 dollars.
Okay, don’t worry. I’ll call my maid later.
Come again?
I WILL CALL MY MAID HELP ME TO CLEAN LATER.

That’s what I answered. My maid is cleaning for me. I GOT NO MAID LOR OK. Just that I’ve been pissed off by their stupid bell system and nobody serves us and that’s why. I hope they will jump down from the mountain, no need be waiters already la. Don’t even know what is cutleries. It means fork and spoon you waiter. Go and get some education before your interview please. No wonder Malaysia sucks! Urghh. BILL PLEASEEEEEE!

The Meiting piong piong piong.
Karyan got no skills on taking pictures! Don’t even know how to flash wtf.

Without my edits, your pictures would be as dark as the night sky Karyan. -.-

Act shy wah, don’t dare to eat in front of the camera. Hor hor hor hor hor. :)

Eh can we like order something to eat? -.-
The waiter just went off, you know.
SINCE WHEN! WHY YOU DIDN’T TELL ME!

Nicole said.

Jillian, Nicole and I leave at the same time. & off to @BbqPlaza for dinner with sister and my ang moh cousin. Apparently he’s back from America and would like to stay at my house for a long time. I shall snap some pictures with him and post it up here someday! ;)

PS: Happy belated birthday Jillian! So sorry couldn’t celebrate with you on the exact date ’cause our exams were crushed with your birthday – who ask you purposely born on the exam week. -.- HAHAHAHAHA, hope you enjoy your surprise party although it’s not that grand. I know you like the Elmo balloon! I SHOULDN’T JUST USE A NEEDLE AND POKE IT!

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Yeap, did you?
What did I?
I said did you?
W-w-w-what do you mean?
How dare you! You seriously forgotten?
Errr, what so big deal? I forgot nothing.

Okay that was just a lame intro of this entry. Anyway,

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY,
TO ALL THE LOVELY MOTHERS IN THE WORLD!

I hope this message would spread like a puddle of milk to the whole world. .___.

That picture was AbelSpears with his mum! Look at the date printed on the picture, it was the year of 1995. Which means like I’m only one-year-old. With that chubby looking face that my sister wanted to squeeze it so desperately whenever she sees me. My hair was golden-brown when I was a kid. Why? ’cause I rock. KIDDING. It was because my mum used to discover all the ang moh pictures when I was in her stomach. That’s why I look like ang moh that time. Now? Dream on la AbelSpears. Do plastic surgery then only got a little bit of percentage become ang moh HAHAHAHA.

Eh but seriously I look like ang moh lor okay. I know you jealous. Nevermind la next time you born one baby if he/she doesn’t looks like ang moh just throw it away and born another new one. *raises up the baby to the sky* that was just so violent omfg. -.-

I very kiashu one. I saw so many people writing awesome entries about Mother’s Day. The world will turns upside down if I’m not in the list. Don’t worry, that picture was not me. It was my sister. She damn skinny right last time. NOW AH, you describe her. :) Make sure you describe in a nice way else one of your body part will be missing on the next day.

Talked about mothers right. I think mine is the best. ’cause I have only one mother. Of course she’s the best la if not I’ll suddenly appears out of nowhere and point one lady come out and say she’s the best? No right. Duh? Like seriouslayyy. OKAY LAUGH. Don’t be too bitchy in this post despite it’s about my lovely mummyyy. :)

MY MUM IS THE BRAVEST LOR. SHE IS PRETTY THAN MY SISTER AND THAT IS A MUST. She sacrifices damn hell lot for my sister and I. Her sexy hot looking face, been working so much and the sweat went into her face and it becomes rather dry now. Her angelic hands, the previous day was shinny and now becomes dull. Okay la now she used to apply some Olay whitening thingy on her hands to make sure she’s still pretty looking. She feels freaking to the proud when her friends praised her skin looks so beautiful or stuff like that. Maybe I’m the one who feel proud only lor ’cause she’s my beloved mummyyyy.

She got no public holiday. She works as a housewife and the general manager – known as GM if you don’t know how great my mum is, in the office. There’s an office room for mum and dad in my house because it’s rather difficult for them to work at the main office because it’s dead far away from house.

Thanks to my dad’s creation. The ultimate AbelSpears. Woooooof.

I’m not really into those disgusting childrens who is very professional in talking lovely stuff to make their mother cries a river until the tsunami appears. But I’m glad to say that my mum work all day long is because of me, she fetch me tuition here and there is because of me, she rushes herself from the main office to my school which took her like 45 minutes is also because of me. Everything is for my own good. She wants me to study well and become a futuristic cool pilot is for own good. But you think I got listen ah? Everyday come back from school straight away Facebook and play online games wtf.

Exam’s in a week time. I don’t think I’m going to disappoint her again with my shitty results that breaks the world record. At least I will try my best and I should feel proud and happy because my mother takes care of me.

This picture looks exactly like mummy and I were transferred into another new world – where nobody knows where we are. My dad la he got nothing to do in house everyday nag nag nag my sister and I so he did this. Pretty cool right? Cool is cool I hope he do all these kind of ridiculous stuff in home instead of nagging the three of us. Like please.

I know every mother’s always wanted their children to say this. I’m a little bit embarrass but still,

I LOVE YOU MUMMY! *w*

I swear I’ll study hard and plan my future really well so that I could earn alot money like a mountain then I’ll bring my sister and you to travel far far away. You love places like San Francisco, Switzerland, Australia and Paris right? You will be travelling there soon. ’cause I’m the pilot wert. Fly anywhere also can la HAHAHAHA.

PS : Sister and I hope you love the Polo Tee as your mother’s day present. ^v^

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Back with the food entry. Oh is it yesterday? Yes it is. Popeyes’ delicious melicious fried chickens have their special price starting from May 8th. You know la. My sister and I kan sampat. Didn’t eat Popeyes before so we head down to enjoy our breakfast @ Sunway Pyramid. It’s breakfast! You might want to tell me that it wasn’t a great way to have fried chickens as breakfast but welllllll, got offer ma. 不吃白不吃 understand? ;)

People, throw away all your fancy fancy McDonalds or KFC posters if you have one. Or just stop giving money to those fast foods stall now. Give yourself a chance to enjoy the awesome Popeyes! Their golden fried chicken wings are much more more delicious than what KFC does! The price is reasonable based on their extra large chickens so don’t complain to the little girl standing in front of you that their chickens are very expensive.

The mashed potato! Freaking to the awesomely deliciousy because it has potatoes that cuts into small pieces for you to swallowed and feel it through your throat! RM 4.99 convert it to be RM 5.00 Still reasonable.

It was my first time in Popeyes so it’s rather normal for me to take picture of a couple of cokes. I was lucky to say that nobody’s staring at me when I was taking all the food pictures ’cause they were so enjoyable eating their fast food in order to grow some weight! Quite a number of skinny people there, awww they want to be fat human huh. HAHAHA. I’m not bad, I’m evilll. :B

The Cajun French Fries which hell cost us RM 5.90 This is what I’m going to comment about it. It was the MOST DELICIOUS FRENCH FRIES THAT I HAVE EVER TASTED IN THE WORLD! Poof out your imagination and think how delicious it is. An indescribable food that makes people go “Stop calling stop calling I don’t wanna think anymore. I love the fries and I heart on the Popeyes”.

Not enough, take away somemore.

Total up the amount, RM25.40 for our breakfast yesterday. No service tax covered. How nice of Popeyes! People read it as Popeyes, I read it as Pop-eyes ’cause it sounds cool you know. Forget it. You’ll never know. (A)

This is the rah rah rah ah ah ah, want your bad romance. It was my phone hanger by the way. It was huge! I bought it because it looks cute in my pocket and people would go like “Oh my god look at that blue thingy!” Of course, if and only if they won’t snatch it away from me. -.-

On the way to KLCC. Where high class people meets the high class people.

Here we are. Kinokuniya @ KLCC.

If there’s no ang moh lives in KL, if there’s no ang moh visits this bookstore. Confirm it will bankrupt in seconds. Each comic – does not matter any of the comic books, cost at least RM 30 and above. I was like Ohhhhhh, so cheap ah? In a sarcastic way of course, if you did not realized I’ve been dragging so many sarcastic tune in every single one of my entries. Hah, evil AbelSpears boooooo.

Hey, did you get yourself a Twilight Comic this week?

Twilight Graphic Novel is finally here! For those twilight fansies, I know you are excited. ’cause I am too! It looks like Manga. And the most best thing was, it cost RM 74.50! Pretty expensive? No, not yet.

Talked about comic, this is what I meant. Look at Bella! My eyes is bigger lor pls.

I asked the worker “Do you have Volume II?” He stunned. Then my sister answered “It’s not released yet.” Why don’t she tell me earlier so that I wouldn’t be so embarrass asking stupid question which makes that worker thinks I’m not a Twilight fan! Nooooo, I am okay.

I hope there’s Twilight Manga like what Bleach does. Each manga will simply cost RM 4.50 or even cheaper so that I could brag tons of them in my house and place them beside my bed and sleep with ME.

The last page of the novel.

Thanks to Stephenie Meyer who supervised each and every page and provided great guidance. Thanks to my family, who has been so supportive and takes care of me…. Buy it and read all you want! I’m not going to type blindly here all right. Busy man here. (Y)

We head back home until the clock strikes 8.30 at night. Then we went out for dinner again.

We spent quite a lot for that day. So we decide to eat something delicious yet cheap.

Had our dinner @ Tek Kee Noodle House. A restaurant which can consider not far away from our house. The noodle was wonderful! Shit I’m hungry now.

Old Cucumber Soup. T-t-t-t-t-tasty-tastyy.

Honey Lemon Juice. The sister is so busy eating while I’m taking pictures for my blog entry! I’m like somehow helped quite a lot restaurants out there advertise their food am I? They should pay me for my hard work! Fuahahahahaha.

See I told you it’s cheap. RM29 for our dinner. Weepeewoopeedoo.

11.28pm. I haven’t taken a bath.

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I know you might want to punch my face because I did not blog for like so long. Longer than the road could be. I shouldn’t be blogging so much ’cause everybody will get addicted in my hilarious entries and thennnnn. AbelSpears is famous in the universe after all! Just kidding, I wouldn’t want to me famous though. :)

YES. I got my undefined’th cheque from NuffnangMY today! I was like MUMMYYYY! Looooook! *w* It’s hereee! My dad made me so embarrass by saying Cheh! So little. Can get yourself a reload card meh?

I know my earning is like damn little because I always cash them out when it’s time for me to do so. When the earning bar reaches RM50, I’ll definitely cash out the earnings without any hesitation. But now, I wouldn’t want my cheque to be that little anymore. I’ll wait until at least RM1,000 and then I’ll proceed to cash out. What do you think? :x

Went to have dinner at Pavilion last week with aunt. They love Korean food so much and they’re freaking rich – so they used to spend all their money in those high class shopping malls at the cities area. My sister, Elaine and I joined them along ’cause parents were not in. Mum and dad went to somewhere else which I don’t really remember ’cause I have short term memory. But if you want me to talk about Facebook then I confirm thumbs up to answer.

Here we are @ Da On. No, I don’t eat those food that placed in the tiny little plates, those are low class HAHAHAH kidding! Actually it’s not low class at all, those plates cost quite a lot though but still, I don’t eat them ’cause they’re spicy and stink. Oops!

We have to talk softer despite there’s nobody there. Imagine if you shout, there’s echo keep repeating itself. As if like you were in a haunted house or something. But we are lucky that there’s still waiters standing there and look after us. They stare at me when I was eating, creepy but perhaps I have the so-called ABELSPEARS aura that makes their eyes on me. Hahahaha! No lor actually, they’re looking at me ’cause my face is ugly when I was munching the food.

The BBQ-ed beef and delicious pancake! By the way it’s not an scramble egg.

I want to be the boss of a restaurant so that I could eat whatever I want without a dollar.

Scallops! Filled with garlic sauces which makes the scallops taste more delicious!

Dessert time! Do you know what is it?

Now you know it. ;)

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My sister and I have been really curious about how does Axian Dim Sum’s food taste like. One day – and the same thing again I forgot which day I went there. My sister, Elaine and I went there and we give it in.

Those plates and chopsticks are wrapped with hard plastic. I thought they were so free once they washed it and then they wrapped it. But heck, no. Those plates and chopsticks are dead new and we’re the first person who cracked the hard plastic up. Perhaps there’s not much customers love this place and that’s why.

It does looks pretty, but it sure tastes bad.

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