School was a bitch today- something bad happened to me, not a big deal but it seems like as if it is for my friends. It was about my English Oral 2010. Oh, it’s like you have to prepare a speech and present it in front of your friends with a useless teacher sitting beside you. I bet plenty of you did that before in your class isn’t. That makes you super embarrassing if you forgot your speech.

So beforehand my class’ English teacher- who always receive my insults in my blog entries, asked me to make a name list and give it to her. She also requested me to write down the date which student have to present on that fucking respective date. & today, I don’t know she got PMS or anything, she make a bunch of students for an earlier date- which makes me involve in it.

The date for me to present is tomorrow. Woah, so cool. Aww, thank you teacher- you know that I love you woman, hot like my urine asshole. & besides that, Friday is a common public holiday created by me in my class and some of my classmates used to not attend school every Friday together with me ’cause school is like nothing.

This English teacher knew I’m going to skip tomorrow’s class and she teased me- Oh Abel so if you’re not coming to school tomorrow, I’ll give you 0 mark for your oral test.

You know what I answer back in return?

OH.

I don’t think Oral test really makes a big deal in my English examination. I AM A BLOGGER THAT COULD HAUNT YOU DOWN IN YOUR NIGHTMARE OKAY. You think I what? I’m chio and I’ll break your backbone. I’ll damn scared lah if she give me 0 mark for my oral. As if that would affect my SPM test or something.

She was the one who set my presentation date on after the 2 weeks holidays- wah that time my friends and I screamed like mad and laugh at those people who have to present before holidays. We go like HAHAHAHA. GOT SO MUCH TIME. MAN MAN ZUO LA. NO NEED RUSH WAN.

Fuck man now mine is tomorrow.

So?

Not like I care- I’m not going to school ANYWAY. Oral test only okay, I communicate with her in Indian la see she understand me or not. She likes to judge people’s look and insult all the students in class like as if we were her children. She’s LOPH- Lack of pussy hair, so she very gatal one everytime must find something to argue if not she will feel really uncomfortable.

For those people who hates me- like alot, feel like firing atomic bomb to my house, please fuck off okay. I’m not going to deal with your comments on your Tagboard like OMG such a rude blogger, you’re not going to be famous and nobody likes you, forever.

Eh please I started blog when you were born okay. If you want to be famous must stuff your head into the toiletbowl spin few rounds and think again. Or you want to take revenge ’cause I pushed you down from the staircase a couple of years back, feel free to print this entry out and show to the teacher I’m insulting right now- you’ll be given a lawyer letter from me and nightmares for free, every night.

I don’t hate people for no reason. I’m not going to hate you if you did nothing to me- or I feel that you’re really LOA and wanted people’s attention and stuff like that. I’m not going to pour a bowl of laksa early in the morning when I saw you in the kopitiam there eating your damn bread. I’m not going to call you and scold FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER when you’re flirting those ugly people on Facebook.

I will not even hate you if you admit what you did to my friends and I were wrong. I hate people who likes to turn their mistakes into beautiful and amazing shit crap and spread rumors to people about me being a bad friend and I ditch them when I have another group of friends.

I don’t ditch people- only people ditch me. But I did not complain a single shit because I know they are dumb if they ignore me since I’m such a best friend who loved by everyone- but not they all.

So it’s up to you. You hate me, but you want to stalk me. Then read and stalk my entries.

There’s nothing intriguing for me to being a guy who blogs about his life- who says blogging for guys are gays? Go and watch your damn porn for 30 minutes then only come back. Or you may check on Google and find any rules saying that guys are not allow to blog.

& not just that, I’m not going to be the one who crying over a split milk because you don’t want to be a friend of mine and talk to me- not like I actually care. I have more friends than you do, people can’t wait to care about me and do great things to make me happy. If you’re one of the people who trying to make me feel sad and type an emotional entry for you just to make you feel great because I’m sad- please wait for Abelchan.com Season2, where AbelSpears isn’t exist at that time.

Let me tell you- I am a great and friendly person only if you are. I’m not going to give you a big wide smile when you walk pass by me with that irritating look- I would rather slap you on your face. So at that point when you saw me staring at you because at the same time you gave me that irritate look- you will think that I’m rude and full of hatred.

But then you’re the one who gave me that fucking irritated look first right? So I will pay you back in return with a stare. Don’t you dare to open your mouth full of saliva and tell your friends like Eh you know that Abel right? Just now I look at him he’s like staring at me. WTF like as if I did something wrong to him.

Oh. So you were LOOKING at me and I’m like STARING at you? You guys are so smart in twist and turn. Go become lawyer, get a diploma and work in Malaysia- none of the other countries will ever wants you to become part of their permanent resident.

& sometimes what I feel happy is when negative and unwanted comments on my Tagboard.

Because you know what?

HATERS MAKE ME FAMOUS.

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Awww look at those cute little kids! :D

I’m not asking you to look at the flag so stop staring. Okay la look la look la sit in front of your computer and google search for the Malaysia flag 24/7 then be patriotic post video on Youtube regarding you yourself singing Negaraku song- I bet Youtube manager will ban your video in no time.

HAHAHAHAHA. Yer why I sound so bad one FML. I’m not insulting my country okay I love it so much until I could die. How I wish I could be really proud of that. If I were born in Hollywood then I’ll run naked on the street la during their independent day. But Malaysia, you buy me LadyGaga heartbeats also you have to sit one corner wait for further instructions.

I’m really proud to be a Malaysian! Not because I’m way patriotic but I really love their holidays. We have damn alot races here. So if you open an eye and close another eye you can see that the whole year is actually holiday. No need work one. Why work? Work and no work doesn’t make a difference ’cause Malaysia is already like that.

Meaning Malaysia is such a powerful country that could haunt you down and give you nightmare, everyday. *clears throat*

Another reason why I love Malaysia is because I have to deal with plenty stupid idiotic teachers in school- primary, secondary and tertiary. Tertiary could be a couple of years later when I enter collage or university or whatever shit la but the point is, those teachers are really amazing- they request us to look for the reference book if we don’t understand any particular thing they thought us. Smart right! That’s why Malaysia forever also can’t reach 2010 one I tell you.

I know some of you who loves Malaysia so much like what I do to LadyGaga. You guys might cursing me now and hope I’ll bang by a car tomorrow because I’m insulting Malaysia indirectly. But these are facts what! Why can’t Malaysians accept the fucking fact that we’re such losers and we can’t do things like what we ourselves expected?

Like before reaching 2010 we have to build up this damn bloody useless country into a better one while all the cars could fly in the air and all the technology have to improve way higher than ever. & Japan is working for it so hard and they’re almost reaching it- but Malaysia? All of us are having our own sweet time celebrate our independent day in the field and scream like mad.

You think you scream and sing the song damn patriotic makes a difference in improving our country? Please la Singaporeans sleep until halfway also wake up ’cause we all too noisy already, sound pollution. Thanks.

I mean like I’m not trying to criticize my own country. I’m just trying to let everyone understand that we couldn’t just sit here and do nothing to our country. People from other country have been looking down on us right now. & do you guys really want them to look down on us? I bet you don’t. So pack up your ass and do something to your own damn mother fucker country!

Do what? I don’t know. Maybe draw some flags and paste around your parents’ bed and put some Malaysia stickers on your phone? Okay just kidding.

Malaysians are kiashu to the max. Woah luckily I’m not kiashu- I just scared to lose, ’cause I always win. Don’t give me crap like Oh in my dictionary there’s no such word as Lose, but only Win. Fuck you la what the hell is wrong with you? Want to act dramatic go and sign contract with those company don’t come over and interrupt, making the country even worser.

& we should really appreciate that we have such low standard of education. To my friends who studying in Secondary 4, look at our Additional Mathematics. We do a little bit of exercises or listen to the teacher who trying to explain the topic to us already we go like Eeyer aiya aiyor so hard laaaaa.

I tell you if you ever study in Singapore I bet before you study Add. Maths in there you wanted to kill yourself and committee suicide already. Right right Singaporeans? *raises eyebrows* My Singapore friends have been telling me they fail mathematics very often due to the difficulty and stuff like that.

Honestly without lying their Mathematics standard is fucking damn bloody high than what we have in Malaysia. So deal with it, stop complaining that our subjects is hard and you can’t study well because it’s really hard or whatever shit cock.

I got pissed off because some people trying to say that Malaysia is like a shitty country with shitty people. I like YOU DARE TO SAY AGAIN. WATCH YOUR EYES. But seriously they are right, we can’t do anything to them until we prove that what we have in our country really benefits the country.

It’s funny when you ask your friends from other country (through Twitter) that do they actually know where is Malaysia and they will ask you What is Malaysia? Is it a fruit or something? Can it be eaten?

Then when you ask them whether they know where is Singapore or not and they proudly answered you with a YES.

WTF? Singapore is a little island and it is so famous while leaving Malaysia behind? Malaysia is like a big shit patch beside Singapore and they could easily know where Singapore is but they don’t know Malaysia.

You get what I mean? These are the reasons why Malaysia is so so so so motherfucking LOA.

All countries are the same. Damn bloody same! We have lands, buildings and clouds. It all depend on the people in their respective country. If you don’t behave well, this is what you deserve. Don’t blame the land is not rich enough to construct awesome looking GAGA building or lack of food so the workers couldn’t get up and work to make a better future.

These are all craps la please. You guys don’t want to make your country famous and popular then don’t make. Then when other people insult your country just accept those facts with a smile because you fucking deserve it. Nothing ever change you. You change yourself and make everybody thinks that you’re a useless thing in the world.

Last but not least, happy birthday Malaysia. Thanks for the holidays you gave me since I was born. Thanks for the poor education that planted me with stupid brain- I’m so excited to become the greatest Pilot in the world! Thanks for all the ugly looking + ridiculous teachers you gave me. I appreciate it so much!

I love you Malaysia! & I heard fireworks popping all over my area. Don’t bomb my house ‘else I will boom your ass.

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School was awesome today! There’s no any other reason that I hate school except when the teacher comes and join the topic. My English teacher was being so bitchy today and I feel like stuffing 4 carrots into her asshole ’till the carrot came out from her forehead. I’m enjoying with my friends during Moral period laughing really loud with each other when she shouted my friend’s name- my friend has a funny name which makes me laugh out loud everytime no matter what.

& this hilarious reader of mine, Medaline trying to inform me and give me a Freedom of Speech that my entries are way too long and it seems that irritates her. Oh hi. :) FYI I typed these amazing entries for my daily readers so that they could actually know what’s going on with me and not like you read read read until half feel irritated because of my cool language then complain on my Tagboard.

She also said I’m somehow using some cool languages like la, lor and leh and she claimed those languages are actually cool. Oh my gaga did you get your primary school’s scholarship? Or your scholarship is photostated from your friend one? Those la, lor and leh makes my entry look interesting and it’s not cool.

Well, if you’re wondering whether I’m trying to act cool or any shit. I am cool already what. Nothing can change the fact that I’m cool so too bad lor for you. Now I tell you what to do:

Use both of your hands place beside your head, push your head to the wall and knock 3 times then straight away head to the toilet and flush your head into the toilet bowl for 15 minutes. That should work for dumb people like you.

*15 minutes later* Eh you still okay not? Can’t cure ’cause you over bangang? Oh shit man whenever my friends are stupid I always teach them these steps and that work out really well for them but why not you? :O Aww, no offence.

You hate my entries right, then don’t read. I’m not going to point a machine gun and say READ MY BLOG YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH WITH NO PUSSY AND YOUR NIPPLE STINKS!

Oh my gaga that sounds so violent. :( I’m sorry Medaline if that offences you, I don’t mean to do that. ’cause this is the Earth (21st century) and we could always give out our Freedom of Speech. So deal with it, I know you’re not the real Medaline. You’re just another beeotch from the alien world and you have ugly dark boobs that could make my friend scream at night.

I’m going to Lagoon this Friday! It’s an official public holiday- not my own personal public holiday. Like finally my friends planned to have a Lagoon trip HAHAHAHA. Yes I am happy, I could jump high until I knock the ceiling because I hate going to amusement park with family. They’re so boring lor pls play this cannot play that cannot ’cause over dangerous scared later play until half I fly off die RIP. Oh crap.

& this saturday I’m going to have yumcha session with my Astro friends! I’m hinting you guys something. YES, PICTURES! You guys love pictures don’t ‘ya? Admit it before I slap Medaline’s face. GAGA! I better not to slap her ’cause she’s already damn ugly- I could sense the way you look, slap her then she will become lagi ugly. Oh please I don’t want to have a new born ghost in our Earth (21st century) anymore.

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