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You know what. Thanks a million to my school teachers, they’re so much awesome than what Britney Spears did.

They set amazing History questions during the exam while all of us were like as if strike by a strong thunder or something. A bunch of my friends were study really hard for this exam but well, if they wanted to trick us with difficult questions and hardcore stuff, we have to do nothing but watch our results go down down down down down.

I feel really happy for them, and I wonder do they even know how to answer the questions without referring the answers too? I bet they could just close both of their eyes and finish the whole exam paper within a second. And oops! I remember there was this awesome teacher who taught me Science when I was in Sec 1, she prepared the exam paper but after all, when I went over and ask her some common question which is obviously in the exam paper, she didn’t know how to answer me with the funny looking blur face attached on her face.

It was so funny, I did not named which teacher. So no point come over my site and sue me. Or perhaps you teachers would print this entry and read it out loud on the assembly after the school holiday? Shit I’m so excited for it, I am looking forward anyway.

It doesn’t really matter if you read this out loud to the whole entire school. But you may realized that when  you were reading, you tent to insulting you yourself because everything here were all bitch rants of you. Cool? I know lahhh.

MAYBE I have to feel proud because I’m in the same school with you. Too bad I don’t feel any proud air around me and I can’t breathe any though. :( Could you produce some proud air for me in order to make me feel proud of you? You think you God ah? No sohai here please.

There was this question I found on the History exam paper today which was quite hilarious.

Q : “In your opinion, write down how would Mesir Purba creates olympics.”
A : “I don’t think Mesir Purba created Olympics also ’cause there’s no such thing in the book.”

I think the teacher’s going to strangle me right after the school holiday. Help by donating Abel Spears now!
Just kidding, I’m not really interesting in money. I rich can? :P

My History and Moral paper totally screwed even though it’s monthly test or whatever the teacher named or called it. -.- This is even worser than my Sec 3’s major exam and you can watch your result moves downwards incredibly. Sounds adventurous right?

I’m happy for tomorrow because these 3 papers don’t really pressure me much like what today did. Seriously FML. Mathematics, Engineering and English. YAY, I love English. If there’s ever come out any essay title “Guide to be sarcastic.” I bet I’m going to have full marks on it. *raises eyebrows*

I called a friend follow by the another. One by one, bits by bits. Eventually nobody’s free to Starbucks for group study. I’m all alone in the house, stick my ass together with the a-hole on my yellow chair which was spoiled by my sister a couple of months back before x’mas. Day dreaming, all day long.

Now I then realized that I could not study in my room, the house pressures me to the maximum. Perhaps there’s two old people sleeping at the next door pressure me more than the house did. Memorizing all the definitions were killing me, I rather study all the colour codes which might make my head spin round and round but who cares, it’s still better than memorizing all the useless definitions.

I know I’m going to die tomorrow. Life goes on no matter what, so why should I being so sad like a teenage who suffers from love or something?

You may take a look at this if you are not blind.
Watch Lady Gaga’s custom outfit! It moves amazingly! :D

Last but not least, watch ABEL SPEARS die from exam tomorrow. :)
If you’re smart enough to know, I took Britney’s last name and replace it to mine. Cool?